{"product_id":"escalated-weekend-t-shirt-i-came-for-one-lesson-this-escalated-retro-camper-tee","title":"Escalated Weekend T-Shirt – \"I Came For One Lesson, This Escalated\" Retro Camper Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🐎 Unisex fit — because one size of chaos fits all\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; 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