{"product_id":"retirement-plan-has-four-legs-t-shirt-funny-horse-lover-retirement-tee","title":"Retirement Plan Has Four Legs T‑Shirt — Funny Horse Lover Retirement Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🐎 Unisex fit — because one size of chaos fits all\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🐎 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🐎 Lightweight fabric — soft enough to cry into after your farrier's invoice\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🐎 True to size — unlike your horse's personality\u003cspan class=\"Apple-converted-space\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e🇺🇸 Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA — just like it should\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHorse Apparel For People Who Get It.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"margin: 0px; font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue';\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.Apple Color Emoji UI';\"\u003e🐎✨\u003c\/span\u003e \u003cem\u003eFor riders who know the horse is always right — and the bank account is always wrong.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cspan class=\"s1\" style=\"font-style: normal; font-variant: normal; font-size-adjust: none; font-language-override: normal; font-kerning: auto; font-optical-sizing: auto; font-feature-settings: normal; font-variation-settings: normal; font-stretch: normal; font-size: 13px; line-height: normal; font-family: '.Apple Color Emoji UI';\"\u003e💸\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ S","offer_id":50198025765121,"sku":"88869489173401981314","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":50198025797889,"sku":"28187009825688505135","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ S","offer_id":50198025830657,"sku":"10121584474062373547","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ S","offer_id":50198025863425,"sku":"22658336482143808344","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ S","offer_id":50198025896193,"sku":"72902988352883363820","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ S","offer_id":50198025928961,"sku":"17540843703320688862","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ S","offer_id":50198025961729,"sku":"22782655620359471776","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ M","offer_id":50198025994497,"sku":"26473234140274431790","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":50198026027265,"sku":"18724169807194714504","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ M","offer_id":50198026060033,"sku":"58656702744577281041","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ M","offer_id":50198026092801,"sku":"32459245683602975888","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ M","offer_id":50198026125569,"sku":"25836080875410085683","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ M","offer_id":50198026158337,"sku":"28376062322758091836","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ M","offer_id":50198026191105,"sku":"28648854429362300693","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ L","offer_id":50198026223873,"sku":"19053835346029516919","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":50198026256641,"sku":"61139213391888136393","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ L","offer_id":50198026289409,"sku":"28645157223648434459","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ L","offer_id":50198026322177,"sku":"21156377427014292318","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ L","offer_id":50198026354945,"sku":"27021098304173756959","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ L","offer_id":50198026387713,"sku":"30459220991861492056","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ L","offer_id":50198026420481,"sku":"17685570402446902955","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ XL","offer_id":50198026453249,"sku":"17470760201799213150","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":50198026486017,"sku":"22981355851270846428","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ XL","offer_id":50198026518785,"sku":"11139590378256840158","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ XL","offer_id":50198026551553,"sku":"50302259713769400697","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ XL","offer_id":50198026584321,"sku":"20003874951923358078","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ XL","offer_id":50198026617089,"sku":"97610378028710389055","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ XL","offer_id":50198026649857,"sku":"97314848339394455103","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026682625,"sku":"98734506242557318194","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026715393,"sku":"18952258447690625894","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026748161,"sku":"26835642525284155256","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026780929,"sku":"22514155273156690352","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026813697,"sku":"30145610093603199414","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026846465,"sku":"23837072012074635765","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 2XL","offer_id":50198026879233,"sku":"87790066503530371330","price":30.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Chocolate \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198026912001,"sku":"19449423218945872222","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198026944769,"sku":"43209695035699288546","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198026977537,"sku":"10568499379732026151","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Maroon \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198027010305,"sku":"11344363899127850331","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Indigo \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198027043073,"sku":"22869043474697173075","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Military Green \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198027075841,"sku":"24386633481010973979","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stone Blue \/ 3XL","offer_id":50198027108609,"sku":"10375994762918619259","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0820\/1768\/1665\/files\/retirement-plan-has-four-legs-t-shirt-funny-horse-lover-retirement-tee-stone-blue-4553a9de-0e00-4fd1-9e5a-9945d258f64e.webp?v=1786988894","url":"https:\/\/saddleandspite.com\/products\/retirement-plan-has-four-legs-t-shirt-funny-horse-lover-retirement-tee","provider":"Saddle \u0026 Spite","version":"1.0","type":"link"}