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Cheaper Than Therapy Slightly Horse T-Shirt

Cheaper Than Therapy Slightly Horse T-Shirt

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Cheaper Than Therapy Slightly Horse T-Shirt

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
"The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves" Tee

"The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves" Tee

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"The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves" Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
"Direct Deposit to the Feed Store" Farm Life Tee

"Direct Deposit to the Feed Store" Farm Life Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

"Direct Deposit to the Feed Store" Farm Life Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Emotionally Attached to a Gelding T-Shirt

Emotionally Attached to a Gelding T-Shirt

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Emotionally Attached to a Gelding T-Shirt

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Just Here to Brush My Horse T-Shirt

Just Here to Brush My Horse T-Shirt

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Just Here to Brush My Horse T-Shirt

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
"The Farrier Bill Does Not Spark Joy, But Neither Does a Lame Horse" Funny Equestrian T-shirt

"The Farrier Bill Does Not Spark Joy, But Neither Does a Lame Horse" Funny Equestrian T-shirt

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"The Farrier Bill Does Not Spark Joy, But Neither Does a Lame Horse" Funny Equestrian T-shirt

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Barn Therapy T-Shirt — “The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves” Rustic Equestrian Tee

Barn Therapy T-Shirt — “The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves” Rustic Equestrian Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Barn Therapy T-Shirt — “The Best Medicine Comes With Hooves” Rustic Equestrian Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
Horse T-Shirt — "One Horse Is Never Just One Horse" Retro Equestrian Tee

Horse T-Shirt — "One Horse Is Never Just One Horse" Retro Equestrian Tee

Regular price  Sale price  $29.99

Horse T-Shirt — "One Horse Is Never Just One Horse" Retro Equestrian Tee

Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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FAQ's

Description

🐎 Gildan Softstyle® 64000
🐎 Unisex fit — because one size of chaos fits all
🐎 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary by color)
🐎 Lightweight fabric — soft enough to cry into after your farrier's invoice
🐎 True to size — unlike your horse's personality
🇺🇸 Made, packaged, and shipped in the USA — just like it should be

When will I get my order?

We will work quickly to ship your order as soon as possible. Once your order has shipped, you will receive an email with further information. Delivery times vary depending on your location.

Where are you located?

We print in the USA — Florida and Texas specifically, because apparently that's where the horses are. If you're ordering from somewhere else in the world, don't worry — we've got print partners globally so your shirt arrives before your next vet bill does.

Do you ship internationally?

We ship worldwide — because the struggle of horse ownership is universal. Check our shipping policy for rates by location. Your wallet is already used to taking hits anyway.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Once your order ships, you'll get a tracking email so you can watch it make its way to your door. It's the one package you'll actually be excited about — unlike the vet bill that showed up last week.

What materials are your products made of?

Our tees are soft enough to cry into after an unexpected vet bill, and durable enough to survive barn life. Every shirt is made with quality materials built to last — because you've already spent enough money this month. Exact materials vary by item, check the product page for details.

Free Shipping

On all orders over $75

Secure Checkout

100% Encrypted & Private

Sustainable Materials

Eco-friendly, plant-based, and recycled fabrics

Easy 30-Day Returns

Hassle-free returns for peace of mind