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T-Shirt — "Grocery List: Oat (200lbs), Hay (10 Bales)… and Some Crackers for Me"

Color: Dark Chocolate
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Regular price  $39.99 Sale price  $29.99
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Premium Everyday Comfort

100% ring spun cotton — pre-shrunk, soft, and more reliable than your horse on a spooky day.

The lightweight 4.5 oz fabric keeps you comfortable from early morning barn chores to whatever disaster comes after. Relaxed unisex fit because nobody has time for sizing drama — you've got enough going on.

Built to Last

Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and sleeves — because this shirt needs to hold up to barn life, bad days, and the emotional weight of horse ownership.

Seamless quarter-turned collar that stays crease-free wash after wash.

Tear-away label, because the last thing you need is something else annoying you before 7am.

Free & Easy Returns

30-day money back guarantee — if you don't love your tee, we'll refund you. No drama, no hoops, no vet-bill-sized regrets.

All USA Uorders are printed and shipped right here in the States, by people who probably also have horses eating their paychecks.

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FAQ's

Where are you located?

We are a US-based company. We print our t-shirts right here in the USA, like all US companies should. We have printers in both Florida and Texas.

For our international customers, we have partnered with printers around the globe to ensure your order reaches you as quickly as possible.

Do you ship internationally?

Absolutely! We ship worldwide so you can enjoy our products no matter where you are. Shipping rates vary by location, so be sure to check our shipping policy for details specific to your area.

Will I get a tracking number for my order?

Yes! Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's journey—right to your doorstep.

What materials are your products made of?

We use high-quality, comfy materials for all our tees—soft enough for cuddles, durable enough for playtime, and gentle on the skin. Exact materials may vary depending on the item, but you’ll find the details on each product page.